itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

(Source: ultraballin, via gnarly)

Timestamp: 1409225249

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

(Source: ultraballin, via gnarly)

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

image

(Source: protoni, via perks-of-being-chinese)

pemsylvania:

i put my alarm clock next to my cactus so in the morning i can either have 10 more minutes of sleep or i can slam my hand on a FUCKING CACTUS

eggnored:

people without icons make me uncomfortable

(Source: eggnored, via perks-of-being-chinese)

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

image

(Source: ghastley, via deliciouspineapple)

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

(via baracknobama)

zeppelicaesars:

alexkisu:

do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad

sad that no ones around to see me hell yea

(Source: ekisaleks, via perks-of-being-chinese)

matthewsagan:

mom

illuminati

I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.

(Source: matthewsagan, via baracknobama)

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via fake-mermaid)

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming, via moistbottom)

Timestamp: 1409224971

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming, via moistbottom)

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

image

(via erenjaegrrr)

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

(via baracknobama)

softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

(Source: hentai1080p, via baracknobama)

(Source: nayx, via gnarly)

Timestamp: 1409224904

(Source: nayx, via gnarly)