despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends

(Source: americagiveup, via asvprock)

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

(via moistbottom)

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

image

(via gnarly)

savingsophie:

eat whatever you want and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via justnabingaround)

Anonymous:
I would just like to point out that I don't actually hate you. I just tend to dislike you a little bit more than usual only on Wednesdays.

mishcollin:

okay

oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

(via nickiminajvevo)

maebytoday:

saverockandroll:

can we please stop pretending that john green is the most profound writer to ever exist

or, we could let kids finally have a role model that they can look up to who is not only a very talented writer but also an incredibly good human being who is making a positive difference in the world instead of, once again, beating down people for uninhibitedly loving what they love.

(Source: funkhotline, via funny-text-posts)

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

An okay fuck-ton of simple shoulder movement references (per request).

(via moni158)

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fucktonofanatomyreferences:

An okay fuck-ton of simple shoulder movement references (per request).

(via moni158)

teachtheyoungtobewise:

yourresidentginger:

devoureth:

Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]

Who needs to take note when apparently there are magical, self-tying bowties.

Muggles.

(via alltheloststars)

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teachtheyoungtobewise:

yourresidentginger:

devoureth:

Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]

Who needs to take note when apparently there are magical, self-tying bowties.

Muggles.

(via alltheloststars)

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

(via deliciouspineapple)

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

~~~~~~~SIGNAL BOOST!!!~~~~~~~~

For anyone who is facing a mountain of debt after they graduate check out this amazing idea:

"SponsorChange has created a mutually-beneficial initiative that provides people power for high-impact non-profits in need, while simultaneously helping to relieve students of their ever-impending debt."

check out this link for more info —->

http://www.bust.com/be-a-good-human-and-get-your-student-loans-paid-off.html#.U1gA3fldWSr

THANK YOU GOD

(via positivewingnosmoke)

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magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

~~~~~~~SIGNAL BOOST!!!~~~~~~~~

For anyone who is facing a mountain of debt after they graduate check out this amazing idea:

"SponsorChange has created a mutually-beneficial initiative that provides people power for high-impact non-profits in need, while simultaneously helping to relieve students of their ever-impending debt."

check out this link for more info —->

http://www.bust.com/be-a-good-human-and-get-your-student-loans-paid-off.html#.U1gA3fldWSr

THANK YOU GOD

(via positivewingnosmoke)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via asvprock)

rebelfreakat221b:

bringingthetruthback:

buns-enburner:

I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.

stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one

And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single

(via rosebelikova)