Me checking my final grades on the internet:
i put my alarm clock next to my cactus so in the morning i can either have 10 more minutes of sleep or i can slam my hand on a FUCKING CACTUS
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad
sad that no ones around to see me hell yea
I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to