despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
eat whatever you want and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
I would just like to point out that I don't actually hate you. I just tend to dislike you a little bit more than usual only on Wednesdays.
can we please stop pretending that john green is the most profound writer to ever exist
or, we could let kids finally have a role model that they can look up to who is not only a very talented writer but also an incredibly good human being who is making a positive difference in the world instead of, once again, beating down people for uninhibitedly loving what they love.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.
stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one
And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single